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Cast Iron Skillet Chocolate Chip Cookie Brownies (recipe)
Oh my god stop
i would give up the sex im not having for this
Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
STOP
Damn you.
Easy as hell pizza balls by ~1wolfmadien
Pizza Balls:
Ingredients:
3 cans Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (10 ct)
60 pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit)
Block of cheese (Colby/Monterey Jack or Cheese Stick)
1 beaten egg
Parmesan Cheese
Italian seasoning
Garlic powder
1 jar pizza sauce
Directions:
Slice cheese into approx. 28 squares (or if using cheese stix, cut in 3rds). Flatten each biscuit and stack pepperoni and cheese on top. Gather edges of biscuit and secure on top of ‘roll’. Line rolls in greased 9x13 pan. Brush with beaten egg. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning & garlic powder. Bake at 425°F for 18-20 minutes. Serve with warm pizza sauce for dipping.
Cheesy Garlic Bread (makes 4-8 servings)
Printable Recipe
Ingredients:
1/4 cup butter (room temperature)
2-4 cloves garlic (grated)
1 tablespoon parsley (chopped)
1/2 Italian loaf (the top or bottom half)
1/2 cup parmigiano reggiano (grated)
Directions:
1. Mix the butter, garlic and parsley.
2. Spread the garlic butter over the cut side of the bread and sprinkle the cheese on top.
3. Broil in the oven until the cheese is melted and the crust is golden brown
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YO BITCHEZ, LOVE DUNKAROOS?
WANT TO MAKE A MASS QUANTITY OF IT AND SAVE MONEY AT THE SAME TIME??
WELL HERE YOU FUCKING GO:
1 box funfetti cake mix (DO NOT add the ingredients that you usually would to actually make the cake - you need just the mix)
2 cups plain yogurt
1/2 container of cool whip.
Serve with animal crackers or graham crackers.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS. HELP ME FEED MY PEOPLE.
holy fuck
Tempted to make one to make me feel better :3
Devils Kiss (Bioshock Infinite cocktail)
Ingredients:
25ml Spiced Rum
25ml Chambord
10ml Grenadine
1 Lime
50ml Ginger Beer
50ml Cloudy Lemonade (carbonated)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Cinnamon
15ml Overproof RumDirections: Fill a high ball glass with ice, pour in grenadine, Chambord and dashes of bitters to begin. Carefully pour in cloudy lemonade and ginger beer down the side of the glass leaving the grenadine sitting in the bottom, add juice of a lime and finish the drink with a shot of Spiced Rum to the top.
To serve place drink on a saucer and place the measure of overproof rum around the base, light with a match and allow guest to flick cinnamon onto the drink/flame, extinguish, add straw and serve. Anyone looking to get drunk can drink the rum left in the saucer when cool.
“A civilized man has power over fire. A refined man handles fire with finesse: DEVIL’S KISS.” -Fink Manufacturing advertisement
Drink created by James Dance of Loading as part of an official Bioshock Infinite series of drinks. Photography by Will Edgecombe.
Cookies ‘N Creamtini.
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 1/2 cup Milk
- 1/4 cup Whipped Vodka
- 1 1/2 teaspoons Oreo Instant Pudding Mix
- Chocolate Syrup
- Crushed Oreo Crumbs
- Whipped Cream
- 1 mini Oreo
Instructions:
- Mix milk/cream, whipped vodka, and pudding mix in shaker with ice. Shake for 30 seconds.
- Dip rim of glass in syrup, then dip rim in oreo crumbs. Strain drink into glass.
- Dip with whipped cream and a mini oreo if you want!
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BioShock: Infinite – Finkton’s Baked Beans
Ah, baked beans. The (apparent) staple of the student diet, and now also of the minority workers in Finkton’s Shanty-town. Frankly, it’s rather impressive the Vox Populi are starving at all what with the copious amount of food (and money) they seem to throw away in their bins… Starving or not, Booker DeWitt is a man on a mission who requires sustenance, and the slim pickings of a young girl’s shack are obviously fair game. Nom. Nom. Nom.
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Gandalf Grog (The Hobbit cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 cup Boiling water
2 o Myers’s Dark rum
1/4-1/2 oz Lime Juice
1 tbs Brown Sugar
1 Cinnamon stick
1 Orange peelDirections: Mix Myers Dark Rum, Lime Juice, and Brown Sugar. Then pour in boiling hot water. Garnish with cinnamon Stick and Orange Peel. Have one or two to pre-game, then meet up with your friends at the Prancing Pony for more fun. Don’t be late.
Drink created by Aggressive Comics, as part of their Secret of the Booze video series. Photography by Holly Jo Photo.
LeChuck (Monkey Island cocktail)
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Kraken Black Spiced Rum
3/4 oz Cointreau
3/4 oz Stirring’s Blood Orange BittersDirections: Mix all ingredients into a rocks glass and stir. Add ice and serve. Drink and go find your undead bride.
Note: Stirring’s Blood Orange Bitters are unlike most bitters in that they are more like a light non-alcoholic juice, so don’t be afraid that the recipe calls for more than a dash.
Drink created and photographed by Mitch Hutts of The Drunken Moogle.
Twitch’s Spray and Pray (League of Legends cocktail)
Ingredients:
90 ml Champagne
30 ml Malibu
45 ml Midori
15 ml Triple Sec
90 ml Pineapple juice
1 dash Lemon juiceDirections: Pour Malibu, Midori, triple sec, pineapple juice, and lemon juice into a tulip glass over ice, then stir. Add the Champagne and stir gently.
Drink created and photographed by Nimhain of AlcoLoL. AlcoLoL has over 70 League of Legends drinks! Check them out.
Harley Quinn Jello Shot (Batman shot)
Ingredients:
Chambord
Vodka
Strawberry Jello Mix
Grape Jello Mix
Whipped Cream
Marshmallow
Hot WaterDirections: Same as making any jello shot.
Part 1: Mix 1 Cup Vodka 1 Cup Hot Water and 1 Box of Strawberry Jello. Fill as many shots as possible only half way till you run out of jello mixture.
Part 2: Once Part 1 hardens, mix 1 cup Chambord 1 Cup Hot Water and 1 box of Grape Jello. Pour this mix GENTLY on top of the existing Jello shot.
Part 3: Wait for this layer to harden. Boom Harley Quinn Jello shot.
If you are cool with eating it with a spoon. Then garnish with whip cream and marshmallow on top. (to give you the look and feel of her neck piece.
Drink created by Aggressive Comix, as part of their Secret of the Booze video series. Photography by Holly Jo Photo.
